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His Honour Colonel Gadaafi will formally open proceedings with a video address live from his secret bunker.
This will be followed by a display of precision carpet bombing by the British Royal Air Force and NATO forces.
Then,as an extra special treat, there will be a traditional display of the beheading of rebel soldiers by The President’s very own Secret Guards.
All spectators will then be treated to a three hour vide