Book now for The Tripoli Grand Prix 2012. His Honour Colonel Gadaafi will formally open proceedings with a video address live from his secret bunker. This will be followed by a display of precision carpet bombing by the British Royal Air Force and NATO forces. Then,as an extra special treat, there will be a traditional display of the beheading of rebel soldiers by The President’s very own Secret Guards. All spectators will then be treated to a three hour video on The life and times of the Libyan President. You are advised to book your hotel rooms now as they may not be available or,in existence, in the weeks and months to come.